System Operational…Back Online…

Well okay.

Its been way too long.

Well i’m back ppl. And i’ve got the excuses ready.

Ahem: Why havent i updated my blog in a long time?

Because there were aliens out to get me. No. Mutant turtles with giant fangs actually. Haha.

Nah…here’s how it goes. Had my IB exams then the destressing period where i try out every single thing that i didnt manage to do during the exam and study period then i go and get myself on a holiday with no internet and now i’m back for good. lol

Second question: Will the Neverending Story be updated?

Yes…shortly….after this game….yea….definitely….5 more minutes….

Lastly: Am I a nutcase?

I am not sure why i should have a case full of nuts but i think the proper answer to that question is seven.

And so i will see you guys online more often now…i hope…lol…

kinda sleepy really right now…not at the peak of my health…

Ttyl

Neverending Story: Anomalous Structures (Part 1)

“Thud, thud……thud, thud”

The noise echoed the hallways.

“Thud, thud……thud, thud”

The fist stopped. Its owner knew there was no sense in trying. The glass was unbreakable.

“That’s it Mr. Brent. Just give up. We’re sorry but you know as well as i do that there’s no sense in fighting. You knew the risks.”

‘Just what i needed’ he thought, ‘the obvious being pointed out’

“Arthur, you know me as well as anyone does. If we could have found a way in time to stop it we would have told you.”

‘Arthur, my name, i had forgotten. Funny the things you forget when survival becomes your top priority. But the voice on the speaker was right. The “thing” had already taken hold of most of me. My breath was shallow, becomming weaker by the second. Dammit.’

“Victor!” I called, my voice barely a whisper, harsh and throaty. “Victor! I…I think….”

“its okay Art, I have already informed your family that you were burnt alive. They will be sent your cremated remains once we deem it safe.” Victor’s voice calm and soothing, pushing my body further into dreamland.

“No…y…you dont….understand…ugh…*cough cough*…..i think….i think….th-….there’s…” my mind was already slipping in and out of reality.

“There’s what Art? Stay with me. What is it?” He sounded desperate.

‘I’m running out of time. One last shot at this. I can already feel it churning inside me. Darn. So many regrets, no time at all.’

I mustered everything i could into my last breath. The ‘thing’ was already through my lungs.

“Br…eeaccch…”

Blood spattered the glass in front of him.

“Art! Arthur! Arthur say something!!” Victor’s voice can rushed but even over the loudspeaker it was being drowned out by the sounds of heavy machinery at work.

“Darn it. Please don’t tell me i heard what he said.” Victor fell into a chair, head in hands.

“Yes he did Mr. Malone.” The voice came from the shadows, in the corner. “His voice was faint but not that faint. You do know what this means don’t you?”

The voice seems too calm for this, Victor thought. “Yes, i will inform the authorities. There is nothing else we can do except pray.” his voice shaky and soft, still trying to comprehend the magnitude of the problem.

“You do that Mr. Victor. We will be in contact soon.” There was a dull thud as the voice left the room.

‘What now Victor? What now?’

The man looked up at the blood stained window, the only thing left of his long time friend. Behind the crimson veil, terrifying sounds of metal on metal shook his very bones.

One word left his mouth, “Breach…”

20 miles away, Raymond Gerald woke with a cough.

New message…

“IF THERE

WAS A POWER

INSIDE OF YOU

THAT COULD

DESTROY

WORLDS

HOW FAR

WOULD

YOU GO

TO HIDE IT?”

-QUOTE FROM ZAP FROM ZAPINSPACE.COM

A really enlightening message it seems. Just think that this was taken from a comic. Imagine if we actually thought this thing through.

Now, i’d give you guys one week to think about this message. You guys can respond to me if you like. Next week i will show you just how powerful this message is.

Note: the first episode of the Neverending story is about to begin.

Ty guys

Long Silence…

My dear friends and readers,

Its been a long time, too long since my last post. Over a month i think. Many things have been happening lately. Most of which kept me busy. Others kept me thinking. Sigh.

I would like to mention to all that this blog is not dead, merely stagnant for a while. Exams, carnivals, people, occasions, troubles; all of which are the reason why i havent blogged in so long. And most likely to continue to bug me until my final exams in november. God wish me luck, i need it.

Firstly i would like to mention the changes in the way i blog from now on. Thanks to a certain someone who went off to UK to study, i wont put dots in my posts anymore. I shall miss the dots as we here miss her.

Secondly, my blog is now going to be devoted to a few things which i have doing recently. Namely, this story i have been composing out of the fragments of my dreams. I will not divulge in anything associating to it right now cause that would totally ruin the storyline. All i can tell you is that it’ll be called “The Endless Story”. Lol. You’ll find out why.

Besides that, i am going to be posting a few of my speeches for my World Peace Group to read. I know the time difference between countries are difficult to handle. Also hoping that other will read them also and become enlightened. For my members, send your work to me and i’ll post them up as well if you want me to. I’ll be sending you an email to discuss the R&R of the group.

Lastly, for fun, i’ve been drawing alot recently. It helps fill the emptiness of things. Hopefully, i’ll be able to ppost some of my works up for everyone to see. Hopefully not, i will become one of them online comic artists who spend their time drawing and have trouble with their daily life.

Now i have to get back to researching abit. Let me know what you guys think.

(BTW, alot of you kinda like my master cheif story i posted way back. I wonder why is that. message me if you guys want a sequel.)

Joker Theory…..

Aaand soo….yesterday…i was like at the curve….watching a movie…..with….but thats not the point….the point is that the movie turned me inside out and all philosophical like….

So yea….i think you can guess by the header picture that a went and watched…

The Dark Knight….

Well…it doesnt actually tell you but yea…the movie does feature the joker….played by Heath Ledger….may god save his soul….

Now like i said….the movie is really awkward….with all the morality and psychology….and philosophy….and human experimenting…and such….

WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT!!!!>>>THE MOVIE ROCKSSSS>>>

but yea….it wasnt as great as the film reviews it got….

Personally speaking…the movie really portrays the joker as the most important card in the deck of cards in Gotham…where this time the Jack of Spades…”Batman”…is now really the one in trouble…

Fine fine….i won’t spoil it for you guys….go watch the movie….

But honestly speaking….on a related topic…..the joker…as i believe is really the most important card in the deck….just think about it….

In most card games in the world….the joker is left out….not used….the unwanted outsided….no one complains when he is gone…..everyone gets rid of him when he is there….

The joker is also the most unbiased in the deck….he does not belong to any heart or diamond…..not spades or clubs…..not a 3 or a king….nor a queen or an ace….but still he is there in the deck….either above or below any deck of cards….

He is the unbiased outsider….the best judge to be used in the deck…..the one to see trough the lies and know the whole truth….no one knows his true nature…..will he be able to ‘beat’ a king or be beaten…??

And since the joker is never used….he never wears out….the fourth dimension time cannot affect him….he is to be immortal….forever to witness the other cards fade and torn in time…

Now….i know this doesnt make sense to most of you….but imagine our society as a pack of cards….where each of us are either a spades, diamond, club, or heart….each with a number or title….ace to king…..

Then who is the joker in this deck of cards….??….He needs to be someone who is an outsider, unbiased, immortal…..able to see through the other cards and at the same time rearrange them to form a better hand…

Not many people in history that we know are Jokers….but those that we do know…..are forever sealed in our hearts, mind…..and time….

Ghandi, Socrates, Mother Teresa are some of the more well known ones….all the jokers in life….rearrangine the cards around them to form a better hand….and at the same time….to understand the intentions of the dealer for these cards….

Honestly speaking….this is all abit too deep….even for me…but this is something that has been on my mind for some days now….so heres a breather….

“Ahem….

Chocolate daisies,

Enjoy my sock puppet with teeth,

I am made of beef.

Thank you…”

Now back to our topic….

Imagine our life as a game of solitaire…where we are all the cards playing…either a king, queen, jack, 10…..or a diamond, spade, club, hearts….and so on….all with our own jobs and responsibilities…place in the society….but where does the joker belong to…

Shift your perspective…think outside the material world of human made things and systems and you would see the world of the joker…a place where the world has no bounds….

For those who dont see this…think of the joker as a person of which politics….society….and money do not affect him in any way…he is pure of all….he knows when people are lying…and when people are telling the truth….that my friends is the joker…

Surprisingly….for the more enlightened of us who read this blog…i would like you to realize that the perfect person we can ever come close to being would be the joker….he is the most special and whatnot….lol

anyways…like i said before…i;m not an explaining kind of guy and find it hard to explain it to you….but what i can explain to you is the solitaire calendar….a new time scale for the yearly round….

The 52 cards in a deck of cards represent the 52 weeks we have in a year…

We have 13 months…one for each number or title in a year….

This means 28 days each month….

13 X 28 = 364

We are missing one day here….the Joker Day….the new year….

lol

and like with 13 months we have the four seasons….

first 4 = months of Clubs = Spring

second four = months of Hearts = Summer

next month = month of the mid year = Joker Month

Next four = Autumn = Spade month

Last Four = Winter = Diamond months

and so on so fourth….lol

then we have leap years….which essentially means 2 Joker days….

And every 52 years we finish one Solitaire Dynasty…

Nice…??

Let me know what you guys think about it…

Note: I am posting this today as i believe that today is the joker day for this year….my day too….saying that i might be a joker….lol….anyways….for those who understand this day….keep it to yourselves….

All I ever wanted…

Lol….it has been a long time since my last post….sorry for the delay…cause like recently i had just moved house from one side of town to the other in some remote area where even my phone reception is peculiar…

(seriously…its like one foot difference in the house can bring the reception from one bar to 3…)

But other than that…i’ve actually had a rather good week…besides the hassle and stress of moving…lol…for those of you who know me better…you know the reason why…

So lately…after my work….unpacking….DOTA…and so on…i’ve been spending alot of time….(and i mean alot…)…looking up videos on youtube…(and downloading them…lol)

I’m a huge fan of Basshunter d(-_-)b…seriously…i can listen to his songs on end without stop and never get bored….

Anyways…i found a couple of songs of his…a few of the latest ones…new renditions of DOTA and Boten Anna…and what can i say…?

THEY ARE

REEAAALLLLY

GOOOOOD!!!!!

Hahaha…but honestly…i think i connect with the songs better cause like…i dunno…i feel like i’ve been through those situations before…i’m talking about the video of course…haha

Anyways…i;m just going to post them up real quick cause i;m actually procrastinating and supposed to be doing work instead of blogging…so yea…have a listen…the links are below together with the videos…

HAVE FUN!!!

3 Weeks Later…

Last Night…

All i Ever Wanted…

Now you’re Gone…

Btw…i;m not sure whether he sang all the songs above…but i do know that they are his songs…and yes…they are in sequence….

Right…back to work….have fun y’all…

(I like ‘All i Ever Wanted’ the best….lolz)

Passion Tatt….

Lol….behold in wonder and amazement….my next tattoo design….

…..I call it……

…PASSION…..

Okay…..i may not be as good an artist as i think i am but i do say…..this looks pretty good….albeit the flaws on the lower half…..

i think i can do better…if i had like one of those illustrator pen tablets….you know…the gadget where you write or draw on the tablet and it kinda works as a mouse….

yea….like that above there….

But honestly…..i am no artist….i just like to draw…..concepts and designs that it…..oh btw…..i was checking round the net like i always do and i came across this guy’s blog thingy…..David Allen….his blog deals with links to other people’s tattoo art….which some of them are really cool…..

Take a look at this Spiderman tatt……damn nice man…..

Real nice right….?? haha…..i know….look at that…..looks soooo real….i wouldnt mind having one of these actually….

Anyways….i promised myself this was going to be a short post…..and i think i overshot it….so like yea…..till next post guys….

Oh….btw….tomorrow going for this One U race challenge thingy….so i’ll let you guys know how it goes….tomorrow……with my sprained ankle and all….haha…ouch….

Anyways….bb

Fly my butterfly….

Honestly speaking…..i have very particular taste in music….and on a normal basis….my genre of music ranges from techno and trance…..to rock and hip hop…..pop and retro…..and the occasional foreign music……russian….arabian….italian…you name it….

I dunt really listen to emo or hard rock…..or rap….but somehow….lately….due to influences from a friend….i put my ear to Jason Mraz’s Butterfly……and guess what…..I LIKE IT!!!……lolz

I dunt really like jason Mraz in particular…..i mean his songs….they’re okay to listen to…..but i wouldnt play them repeatedly like some friends i know……

Lolz…anyhow…this song is different……honestly speaking….it really puts you…in the mood…..lolz…..seriously……

Tell you what….i’ll let you listen to it first……then tell me what you think….

Lolz….i know the youtube video sucks…..but hey….the song is geat….btw….you can get the lyrics here….

…So yea….this song is an exception for me…and god knows i like girls who like the same music as i do….heh…..so thankfully….i think most girls looove this song…..

heh….

“Butterfly well you landed on my mind,

Damn right you landed on my ear and then you crawled inside,

And now i see you perfectly behind closed eyes,

I want to fly with you and I dont want to lie with you…“

Sound Heart Tatts…..

Ugh….moving house is really a chore…..i tell you…..i dunno why….but still i get a bigger room and better house….so….who cares….lol…..

But honestly….from now untill i move on the 10th of July i wont have internet connection….lucky me….it had to be disconnected so that they could install it there…..sucks i know…..

But luckily….heh….i have neighbors who dont seem to ever put protection on their wifi….heh….so…

FREE INTERNET!!!!…..lolz

Anyways…..lately….i seem to be drifting off in my english lit classes…so yea….i started drawing again…nothing fancy….my usual eyes….and more recently i have been making some rather abstract designs which i find at least….make good tattoo designs….

seriously…..

so here is one….its called the sound heart after one of the classes we had on the sound heart and deformed consciousness….

so yea….i promise to post more when i have time to draw them….but like….if no one likes them….then i wont post anymore i guess….lolz…

Anyways…gotta do something….see ya guys around….lol…not feeling up to blog much today so….yea….

BB….

Speaking Gerbil…..

My dear friends…..this may be the annoucement that you’ve all been waiting for……

…dum dum dum….

The day i finally acknowledge the level of my sanity…..lolz….

i bring to you all…..my work of a lifetime…….

HOW TO SPEAK GERBILLLL…….

lolz….i know i know….how do you speak gerbil in the first place….??…well my step by step lesson will teach you to speak gerbil in no time…..and no i am not talking about gerbil the little furry animal…..

Gerbil as in….GibbERing Idiotic Loser…….lolz…..yea….so who wants to learn….?? (imagine high nasal voice with the gayish pose….)

Now there are a few easy steps to speaking Gerbil:

1) Let the other person speak first and find a word in his/her sentence which catches your ear.

2) Find what that word relates to and utter the first thing you think of.

3) Make sure your sentence makes sense but is not logical. lolz.

4) Repeat steps until someone is uttterly confused.

5) Continue to confuddle the person even more.

Lolz….perhaps it would be easier to explain this in an example.

1: Hey what you doing tonight?

2: What does the donkey do in the depth of night?

1: Err….i dunno….but seriously….i;m going to dinner at (insert place)…wanna join me?

2: heh….dinner in the chocolate cherry of the stars….

1: What??….dude youre not making any sense….

2: Sense is your sixth monkey of doom.

1: Dude….you need sleep….you better go home for your sake.

2: Fresh sake go well with rotten salmon.

1: Oookay….i;m sending you home….now….

2: Send me to the chocolate cake in the depths of the carrot pie….

1: (drags number 2 back home)

2: (home on the wheels of his enlightened camel)

……lolz….so you kinda get it right now……

its actually easier to speak gerbil on text….msn…..email….and such….coz people talking often get toungue tied after a few sentences….(trust me i know….and invented it….)

…so once youre done….just leave a comment in Gerbil and i will rate you on your Gerbilliness….if you manage to pass my test…i will sincerly provide you with a certificate to genuinely confirm your Gerbilliness…..

seriously….lolz….yea i;m serious….

so sign up now to learn gerbil and confuse your friends and family….

Note: we are not responsible for any injuries due to confused and angry family and friends or even aquaintances…or anyone at all….and any brian damage suffered by anyone at all….we are a separate entity and it is your decision to learn gerbil or not….so….bluek….